Ah, it feels good to be able to upload the comics where they belong... I hate Deviant Art so much, although I'm not sure why I hate it. Anyway, I still don't have the internet at my new house, so future comics may still be posted on my Deviant Art account. I would have had the internet sooner...but I couldn't afford it, same old same old really. That's the great thing about being a student, you can't afford anything... yet you need everything. I had to buy an A1 portfolio the other day (which I haven't actually paid for yet, because I have this annoying habit of needing to eat), plus, I had to buy A1 plastic wallets to go inside it, and they aren't cheap. Of course, I would have rather had the A3 portfolio, which was cheaper, but my tutor wouldn't allow that. Stupid A1... I hate A1!!! It's so awkward!

Man, I hate a lot today.

Also, I was going to go the the 2008 UK Web and Mini Comix Thing today... but I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY.

Ah well... Maybe next year. If anyone actually went, please email me and tell me how it was.

Man, Jeremy Kyle... what a crazy show. I When I watch it I get angry. Angry at the complete idiots on it. Good GOD! Where do they find these people! So this girl is on the show worrying that her boyfriend is cheating... of course how am I supposed to take it seriously when this girl is 18 and her boyfriend is 38? Okay, I know there are many people that see an age gap in a relationship isn't a big deal... but 18 and 38? Twenty years? Puh-lease! If it's not stuff like that on the show, it's 14 year old pregnant girls not knowing who the father of their child is. Let me say that again... FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRLS NOT KNOWING WHO THE FATHER OF THEIR CHILD IS. What the hell? C'mon....really?

The reason I watch The Jeremy Kyle Show? The fact that Jeremy Kyle doesn't hold back. He tells these people off. I mean, literally shouts at them! It's great.

Well, hello! Finally got a bit of internet access. Seems that my ISP has deemed it necessary to terminate my connection, due to a few... payment issues. Which is why I haven't been updating anything on the site. Of course...there is always the computers in uni, but alas, they don't allow for FTP, plus Blogger is blocked on them as well for some reason (maybe to stop students accessing the computers just to update their blog to tell the world how crap the uni computers are...yes...it's all so simple now...).

So yes I finally updated! And for those who don't know, this comic is a completely redrawn and re-written version of the the last update. I just had to do it again, the utter piss-poorness of the last comic was causing me to cry myself to sleep. So, I hope you like.

Note as well, the shift in technique I've employed with the latest comic. For the last few months I have grown increasingly fed up of my usual draw, colour, copy then paste technique, so... after reading a few printed comics for inspiration, I went about actually drawing the whole thing from scratch, panels and all! Regulars may remember back in April last year I attempted this (wow...I didn't realise it was so long ago), but, I wasn't happy with the outcome, so went back to my usual practice. This latest comic however, I am happy with, I still have a long way to go when it comes drawing these comic pages, and I hope to continue this way, learning as I go.

Again, thanks to the readers who have stuck with me throughout the late updates and no shows. You're the best. Email me!

Okay guys... I'm little fed up. Not fed up of the comic, not fed up of you guys, not fed up with friends or family... I'm fed up of myself. For the last few months I have just been lazy. I mean really lazy. I mean, I've always had a sort of lazy 'yeah, whatever' attitude, but lately... it's just become too much. You know what I did today? I got up at 12, and sat on my computer all day. Now it's gone 2 in the morning, and what have I done? Nothing. I could have got got on with a comic today, maybe done a few, so I wouldn't be so behind all the time. But no, I decided that playing Chrono Trigger all day would be better suited to my time. I am an absolute fucktard.

So now I've decided, I'm sick of being this lazy bastard. I'm gonna do something about it. Tomorrow I'm gonna wake up at 7 o'clock. Which is in about 5 hours from now.

Once I'm awake, I'll have some breakfast, get on with the comic, finish it, upload it, then get on with all the other things I've been putting off. I am not going to pointlessly surf the internet and play games all day. I'm going to actually DO something.

The Michael D. J. Turvey you knew is gone...

The new and improved Michael D. J. Turvey shall reign SUPREME.

I'm serious... I'm changing myself right now.